The Love of LAnguage...PArole

Today's bin another Hectic day ... but without is fair share of good Laughs and amusements.... Jst to give u a taste of what sparled my day ...here's a lil taste...

Enjoy Responsibly....

Idiomatic Puns (thanks s-i-l)
IDIOMATIC PUNS


A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.>

A backward poet writes inverse.>

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.>

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.>

Practise safe eating - always use condiments.>

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.>

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.>

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.>

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.>

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?>

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.>

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.>

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.>

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.>

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)>

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.>

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.>

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.>

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.>

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.>

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.>

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.>

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.>

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.>



Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.>

Acupuncture is a jab well done.


Dammn .... U Gotta Love It... BEn battle was a man bold and used to wars' alarms... but a Cannon blew off his legs and he had to but down his Arms... My Treat.. ;-)