Today's bin another Hectic day ... but without is fair share of good Laughs and amusements.... Jst to give u a taste of what sparled my day ...here's a lil taste...
Enjoy Responsibly....
Idiomatic Puns (thanks s-i-l)
IDIOMATIC PUNS
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.>
A backward poet writes inverse.>
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.>
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.>
Practise safe eating - always use condiments.>
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.>
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.>
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.>
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.>
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?>
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.>
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.>
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.>
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.>
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)>
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.>
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.>
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.>
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.>
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.>
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.>
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.>
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.>
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.>
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.>
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Dammn .... U Gotta Love It... BEn battle was a man bold and used to wars' alarms... but a Cannon blew off his legs and he had to but down his Arms... My Treat.. ;-)
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